Prince Harry and Meghan MarkleDear Harry and Meghan, 

First of all, I wish to bestow my sincerest of congratulations for the announcement of your engagement. Love is a beautiful thing and it is always a wonderful cause for celebration. As I’m sure you know, many people are speculating over what your wedding will look like. Will it be in the Westminster Abbey? Will Rihanna be in attendance? Will Meghan’s family teach the royals how to Candy? But the question that we at Solid Steel would like to know is what kind of entertainment will you book to play at your wedding? This is probably a question that is plaguing your wedding planner, so I’m going to go ahead and make things easier for you by offering our services.

As you know, steel pan music is arguably the definitive sound of the Caribbean. And what better way to celebrate your love than with the music from the part of the world that is close to both of your hearts? Why, just last year Harry, you spent two weeks touring the Caribbean – your second Caribbean trip within the past five years! Quite clearly you have a thing for liming to some Calypso. In fact, the rumours of your engagement were sparked by your joint visit to Jamaica. So yes, you’ve both got love for the Caribbean. Well, lucky for you we have just the package to put your run of the mill hymn-singing choir boys to shame.

 Our Royal Wedding Package is available to you at the unbelievable price of changing the currency to my  face. This is the ultimate upgrade from our existing Platinum Option and includes an audience participation session, that will give your A-List celebrity guests – maybe even one adorable little grumpy old lady in particular – the opportunity to play some pan. 

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